Me: the cutest doctor ever is performing a spinal tap in front of me.

HB: Tell him you want to tap that

HB: You know, subtly.

Me: I think that's what he's telling the nursing student

HB: Well, if the nursing student tells you that too, then things work out.  Transitively

Me: She's not my type.

HB: Greater cause, dude

HB: See, I can't be feeling too bad if I'm up for some let's-kill-a-hobo jokes!