me: I made a bowl of Crispix this morning.
HB: Awww... my baby the chef.
Adorable Crap
This is where I shall be dumping as much squee as I can handle. He shall heretofore be referred to as Herner Berner for secret reasons.
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Friday, December 6, 2013
Me: the cutest doctor ever is performing a spinal tap in front of me.
HB: Tell him you want to tap that
HB: You know, subtly.
Me: I think that's what he's telling the nursing student
HB: Well, if the nursing student tells you that too, then things work out. Transitively
Me: She's not my type.
HB: Greater cause, dude
HB: Tell him you want to tap that
HB: You know, subtly.
Me: I think that's what he's telling the nursing student
HB: Well, if the nursing student tells you that too, then things work out. Transitively
Me: She's not my type.
HB: Greater cause, dude
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Me: So when we get married, remember how we discussed maybe picking a new last name and using that?
Me: What name did you have in mind?
HB: Danger
Me: What?
HB: Yeah. Mr. Danger and Dr. Danger
Me: Oh... You're serious
HB: Well, 1) It has to be easy to say 2) It has to be easy to spell 3) It has to be awesome.
Me: While I agree with that, do you really think I'll be able to command any authority in front of a classroom full of freshmen while my name is Dr. Danger?
Me: What name did you have in mind?
HB: Danger
Me: What?
HB: Yeah. Mr. Danger and Dr. Danger
Me: Oh... You're serious
HB: Well, 1) It has to be easy to say 2) It has to be easy to spell 3) It has to be awesome.
Me: While I agree with that, do you really think I'll be able to command any authority in front of a classroom full of freshmen while my name is Dr. Danger?
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