Me: So when we get married, remember how we discussed maybe picking a new last name and using that?

Me: What name did you have in mind?

HB: Danger

Me: What?

HB: Yeah. Mr. Danger and Dr. Danger

Me: Oh... You're serious

HB: Well, 1) It has to be easy to say 2) It has to be easy to spell 3) It has to be awesome.

Me: While I agree with that, do you really think I'll be able to command any authority in front of a classroom full of freshmen while my name is Dr. Danger?